In my first innocent blog post. I'm questioning should it be tender, rough, or a blend of both?
I've been wondering why I haven't started this sooner, or finished emptying out the dishwasher, or gotten around to learning how to play backgammon. Blogs are like relationships. You must maintain them, give them attention, occasionally wake up around 3AM to do something you really don't feel like to please someone else - I'm not sure I'm totally on board yet.
On behalf of everyone who thought I'd never be loved welcome to my life. I might be able to promise some interesting pictures, insight to one of the most dysfunctional families, reasoning behind things that have no reason, and a streak of documented things you couldn't pay some people to do.
Is this like a first date? Am i suppose to blurt out a few details about my life then plunge head first into all of my insecurities? I will probably make the first move. If you happen to have tequila on hand I will definitely make the first move. If you take me home there's more of a chance you'll wake up to a spotless house than breakfast. Am i moving too fast?
As soon as i press 'Publish' it'll be gone just like that.
All I have to say is it feels just like the real thing
